Red nails and lipstick dressed 2 sizes too tight

Cali at a Glance:

There is nothing better than hanging with a group of women that have known you since you were thirteen, who know your crazy secrets and mock you for them to keep you from regressing, but got ya back despite it all. Ladies who command board rooms, laboratories and government offices in high heels and are equally commanding at the bar and dance floor. Ladies who are lovely, friendly, smiling but can be the foulest mouthed bitches should you cross them. They can quote Rimbaud and Foxy Brown in one… Continue

my belgian pix were pretty but there's nothing really sexy about my mom and i eating waffles, so i spiced up this page with "cam girl" pix of me in my spice girls tee and pawing maria calas. this is how desperate i get when i'm away from dan too long. i'm ashamed really. no, really.

There's this great misconception that people who have tattoos or who tattoo others are, well, cool. I believe the music playlist that Dan and I did for IMEEM, and that Tori posted to Needled will definitively dispel such a myth. Here are Dan and I sounding like the true dorks we are. Continue